Friday, July 16, 2004
i hate a simple plan too but if your twelve year old sister starts liking us THATS ACTUALLY A GOOD THING Because she's NOT LISTENING TO A SIMPLE PLAN. i'll go further to say that its GOOD that she LIKES A SIMPLE PLAN because that means she's not listening to like, britney spears (who is kind of better than a simple plan but thats not the point). And good charlotte SUCK in a way but you know they're KIND OF GOOD too. (they're catchy, they make kids yell at mean populars and their parents) YOU'RE NOT COOL BECAUSE YOU HATE THEM. stop dissing on popular music. the beatles were popular. if a kid listens to good charlotte and it keeps them from columbining it, then good for good charlotte. the ultimate example of this is my tiny friend christopher carabba. because he is good looking and successful and kids like him, now a lot of kids who used to like him hate him. even i went through a period where i was all "fuck dashboard, yo, that shit is the antichrist of rock, listen to joy division man they're good blink 182 is the devil blah blah blah". i was an unhappy bitter piece of shit. you know he is amazing. you know you've listened to that cd more then your stupid mars volta cd (which is good too but come on) . he saved your fucking lives at one point and now you diss on him. its typical and boring. its much more punk to stick by dashboard and listen to his new cd (pretty fucking good) and new single (even fucking better). he spent years touring to kids who wouldn't even listen to him because he was playing "soft music" so its not like he didn't earn it. he's a smart, good guy. FUCK YOU.

Tuesday, July 13, 2004
so, this kid Ims me who likes my band with a "vote bush" im icon. i want to establish that anyone who supports or votes for george bush is not allowed to like my band. if you come to my shows i i will engage you in argument and you will end up feeling like an idiot. i didnt write the music for you or any of your murdering friends to march in a line to. i've never gotten into a fight in my life and every time i get close i feel like i could snap and kill the person. THATS WHY YOU SHOULD MAKE IT A RULE TO NEVER EVER CONDONE VIOLENCE.

listen kid (i love you too so dont you even think of killing yourself) i know you think you're helping and yes WE KNOW that it comes from a good place. it is actually BEAUTIFUL that you want EVERYONE TO HAVE FREEDOM. HOWEVER you were probably hurt or were spoiled badly or underwent some tragedy or had your heart broken OR think you'll never be in love because your'e "too fat" or "too pimply" or "too patriotic". actually, you idiot, we ARE ALL THAT LONELY. you're NOT THE ONLY ONE. IRAQIS TOO YOU FUCKING IDIOT. THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO. i understand where your'e coming from because liberals can be annoying whiny pieces of shit and the world seems to be falling apart but i think killing babies and nuclear holocaust is not the way to promote positive change. this hitler youth brought up the hypothetical that if a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest was running into a preschool would i shoot him to save the kids. the WHOLE POINT IS IF IT WEREN'T FOR GEORGE BUSH THE DUDE WOULDN'T BE RUNNING INTO THE PRESCHOOL. the answer to this kid's question is that i would probably be too pussy to shoot him and then we'd be down a few preschoolers to be honest. VIOLENCE IS A CYCLE THAT ENDS WITH THE EARTH ENDING. PERIOD. If you are going to vote for bush or plan on voting for him or someone like him when you're old enough, IM me please so i can talk to you about it. Also i DONT HATE BUSH. He seems like a sweet retard. He was spoiled and means well. (keep in mind this dude was cokehead failure at yale and now could press a button that ends you and our lives) I dont BLINDLY HATE ANYONE. However, if it was up to me tht dude would be pantsed in public and revealed for the nazi he is. he is like hitler but not as charismatic and weirder looking. how could anyone be convinced that this dude knows what he is doing. it is a joke. in fact be wary of anyone who thinks they know everything. like me. Please instant message this kid and make him\her (idont even know or care) explain why killing babies in front of their mothers is a good thing and "collateral damage" this poor kid also thinks that his\her opinion doesn't matter.YOUR OPINION MATTERS. THATS THE POINT OF THE DEMOCRACY THAT YOU WANT TO KILL BABIES TO PROTECT. SO FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FOREVER. CHECK THIS SCARY SCARY SHIT OUT AND REMEMBER THE SIX MILLION PEOPLE HITLER KILLED IN THE NAME OF HIS COUNTRY AND DEMOCRACY:
KamikazeGoldFish (12:36:05 PM): just cause someone has different opinions then you doesnt mean you havta be an asshole, im 14 you idiot, YOU THINK MY FUCKIN OPINION FUCKING MATTERS
KamikazeGoldFish (12:36:09 PM): VOTE BUSH
SayAnything16 (12:36:12 PM): bye
SayAnything16 (12:36:22 PM): i'm going to put your screename on my site
KamikazeGoldFish (12:36:31 PM): for what
SayAnything16 (12:36:42 PM): so kids can instant message you
KamikazeGoldFish (12:37:03 PM): ok thats cool with me, ill come back just as hard with the same argument
SayAnything16 (12:37:15 PM): god you are a sick fuck you're gonna die lonely
(SIDENOTE: That was me being an idiot. This kid might die today and it could be my fault. PLEASE DONT DIE. IF YOU ARE EVEN THINKING ABOUT DOING THAT THEN EMAIL ME AT SAYANYTHING16@AOL.COM AND GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND I WILL CALL YOU AND TALK YOU OUT OF IT.)
KamikazeGoldFish (12:37:28 PM): I HOPE I FUCKIN DIE SAVIN OUR FUCKIN COUNTRY
SayAnything16 (12:37:38 PM): that would be horrible
KamikazeGoldFish (12:38:14 PM): you dont even deserve liberty or freedom if you say it would be horrible to die for our country
(sidenote: i am extremely scared of death because life is precious and amazing i am also scared this kid is going to kill himself because he said i will be "gone by saturday". DUDE. GET A GRIP. GO LOOK AT A TREE OR KISS SOMEONE OR SOMETHING LIFE IS FUN DONT END IT. LISTEN TO MUSIC, MAYBE. )


Speaking of which what is with "fat kids" or "dorks" who like my band thinking that i wasn't a skinny ugly dork kid with buckteeth at one point and that i dont know what its like to be alienated by people. EVERYONE WAS AWKWARD AT ONE POINT. LET IT GO AND TRY AND FIND A LOVE FOR YOURSELF THERE IS SOMEBODY FOR EVERYONE FOR GODSAKE THERES LIKE BILLINONS OF PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. Get a PUPPY OR SOMETHING. One thing i can guarentee you is that I WAS EQUALLY AWKWARD AS YOU. PEOPLE IN BANDS ARE THE BIGGEST DORKS EVER. all i do is sit online all day. do you think i get laid or have a social life? FUCK NO. I CAN STILL BARELY TALK TO GIRLS. SOMEONE WHO MATTERS WILL LOVE YOU FOR YOUR INNER JOY AND BEAUTY. ITS NOT A CLICHE. And stop resenting the more "attractive" or "skinny" or "less zitty" people around you, they may be mean which is HORRIBLE, but one thing we can say for them is that they figured out early on its INNER CONFIDENCE IN YOUR SOUL AND YOUR WORDS that makes you attractive and KNOWING YOU MATTER (unlike that poor kid who might actually try and kill his\herself DONT DO IT DUDE YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOVES YOU AND I LOVE YOU) EVERY PERSON MATTERS. espcially this kamikaze kid. PEACE. bemis OUT

Saturday, July 10, 2004
here is my promise. if i become a REALLY BIG star because of my music and the great blessings of luck i have been given, i will donate MOST (i mean most, not some weak shit) to ALL of my money to people who have less money and will continue to promote understanding, nonviolence, and tolerance of all sexualities races and penis lengths and booby sizes.
Ideally you would all let me and my limited posse of possibly one or two more people, one of them probably being my shitty-diapered kid, drift from house to house and get fed and pampered by our fans. if you're lucky we'll have sex with you but not the kid. if you try to make us have sex with you we will run away. WE WILL ALL WEAR CONDOMS ALWAYS AND WILL AVOID THE SEX IF WE CAN because its easy to spread bad things.
also no sex with really young people who are BARELY physically ready let alone emotionally ready to have sex YOU SICK SICK FUCK. if you dont believe that i have that goodness in my heart, suck my cock(in other words shut up and go away). THEREFORE if you want to help people who have less money, which you should unless you are a fucking piece of shit, tell your friends about say anything. the more of you tell your friends the less money i will have to loan from my (relatively) rich parents to actually keep this band going.(i am LITERALLYretarded from being spoiled and cannot work an actual job though i will definetly have to learn the hard way in probably a year or two when this fails and that is bad) WORD.
IMPORANTLY i dont follow through on that you all have the right to dethrone me violently from my "seat of power". i encourage you to kill the hell out of me. Another thing. Any one of you can make music as good if not much better than mine. If you are younger then me you are better at music then me. i'M NOT JOKING. ITs that simple. YOunger people are always smarter. my little brother is 14 and is 14 times better at bass then i was at guitar at his age. Here's how i do it: i take music i like, rip it off, then infuse it with my GENUINE EMOTIONS(dont be afraid of them just because they're not "cool" anymore) that come from my heart. Here are some of the bands I've ripped off in my music,some more recent than others: THE CLASH HOT ROD CIRCUIT SAVES THE DAY THE BEATLES QUEEN FUGAZI NEW FOUND GLORY BOTCH MINUS THE BEAR THE STOOGES BOWIE AT THE DRIVE IN RADIOHEAD SEBADOH ASHLEE SIMPSON, FUCKING WEEZER, JEWISH SONGS\BAD RELIGION, PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES, MCLARS (I'm working onit), THE CARPENTERS, THE BEACH BOYS, THE FOO FIGHTERS, THE ICARUS LINE, NIRVANA, WIRES ON FIRE, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, NOFX, BRAND NEW,BUDDYHEAD.COM(BASICALLY A BAND), ADAM SANDLER CDS, DOWN TO EARTH APPROACH, THURSDAY, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, RECOVER, BLACK FLAG, FIERY FURNACES, BRIGHT EYES, CURSIVE, THE ANNIVERSARY, DIOS , MY MOTHER'S VOICE even though she thinks its bad its beautiful and puts me to sleep ( SIDENOTE IF YOUR PARENTS SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY, THEY ARE KIND OF PIECES OF SHIT AND YOU NEED TO TELL THEM THAT EVERY DAY EVEN IF IT MAKES THEM COMPLETELY UNCOMF)
P.S DRUGS ARE BAD AND ESPECIALLY IN EXCESS. STOP DOING THEM ALL THE TIME. WEEDS AND STUFF CAN BE MODERATELY ALRIGHT BUT THEY WILL LEAD YOU TO OTHER DRUGS IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY VULNERABLE (THAT MEANS SAD, ANGRY, DEPRESSED, REPRESSED). YOU WILL KNOW IT IS BAD IF YOU START DOING IT A LOT BECAUSE YOU'RE SAD,AND IT WILL MAKE YOU STUPID AND PARANOID. JOINTZ ARE BETTER THAN CIGGARETTES THAT ARE MADE TO TAKE AWAY LIFE AND GIVE MONEY TO RICH PEOPLE. DO GOOD DRUGS(I.E WEED, A BEER, A BLOWJOB OR WHATEVS) ONCE AND A WHILE BUT NOT HEROIN AND ENOUGH WITH THE COCAINE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT SHIT IS WACK AND ADDICTIVE. FUCK DRUG PUSHERS WHO KILL PEOPLE AND MAKE KIDS FEEL AT HOME WITH VIOLENCE AND THE STUPID BITCH POLICE AND POLITICIANS WHO MAKE IT AGAINST THE LAW TO DO THEM BECAUSE THEY THINK WE AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR US. PROVE TO THE WORLD YOU HAVE GOOD JUDGEMENT. DONT BE A FUCK. ALSO ANARCHY IS SHITTY. FIGHT CLUB IS FOR PUSSIES AND IF WE WANT TO START AGAIN WE CAN DO IT WITH WORDS NOT FUCKING BLOOD OF BABIES. ALSO STOP WITH THE DIFFERENT RELIGIONS. ITS ALL THE SAME SHIT. YOU KNOW IT. EAT ME.