Diagnostic criteria for NPD: Normal Person Disorder

• A chronic feeling of normalness.

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• A tendency to bore others easily.

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• A nagging sense of constantly meeting one's goal.

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• Lack of difficulty getting organized.

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• Inability to be humorous.

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• Knowing how to count without forgetting what number you are up to.

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• An inability to be creative and intuitive, no seat of pants to fly by.

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• Highly stimulated by lectures, speeches, dead cockroaches and other normals.

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• An unbroken remote control.

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• A To-Do list which gets done.

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• A chronic interest in each or any of the following for more than a week:
  1. Job

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  2. Relationship

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  3. Schedule

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  4. Patience

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  5. Passing Grades

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  6. Sex

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  7. Normals
  
  

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• A methodical nature.

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• Affectionately known as "Bump on a log" or "Nytol Substitute"